Star Wars Can Be Pretty HOT!!!
June 24, 2010I thought this was funny. Enjoy.
"Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at isn't it?"
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
"Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked."
"So, you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me."
"Oh yes, that's very good. I like that ... oh, something's not right because now I can't see."
"Point that thing somewhere else!"
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
"I have felt him, my master."
"No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE."
"I don't care what you smell, you big, furry oaf - get in there!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid!"
"I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money."
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in there."
"This one a long time have I watched."
"Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."
"Good relations with the Wookiees I have."
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"You had a plan for getting in, you didn't have a plan for getting out?!"
"If you give it to me, I might forget I found you."
"No it didn't go in, just impacted on the surface!"
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"So. You got your reward and you're just leaving, then?"
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."Posted by Greg Asdourian. Posted In : Comedic Writing